Wednesday 23 January 2013

AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ

Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from? Akpos: Nigeria. Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname? Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why? Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his
grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb
the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo. Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many
are called but..." Akpos: many are called but few
have
the credit to call back.

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